web band

A band that is on the internet or virtual like Vocaloid and Your favorite maritan.

Dude, this web band called your favorite martian is all the best shit.

by Zeltiar October 13, 2023

Web marauder

A blitzkrieg assault on the Internet to gather a quantity of information with little regard to quality or originality

You don't want Fred on your team. He's a web marauder and couldn't supply an original idea if his life depended on it. He's all booty and no brain.

by Lindy133 September 4, 2010

Web Shop Jerk

Person who is fond of buying Sexual products like Condoms, iPills etc Online

Dave is a Web Shop Jerk. He ordered a dozen of condoms last night.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk March 14, 2015

Madame Web

The worst comic book movie since The Smurfs 2. Possibly the worst widely released movie ever created. It's so bad, it'll make you want to go to the Amazon and get bitten by millions of Brazilian Wondering Spiders right before you die instead of watching this trash a second time.

Person 1: Madame Web is the worst movie ever.
Person 2: Let's watch Morbius like real men. It's Morbin' time!

by CrazyCockatoo2003 March 7, 2024

Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder April 19, 2012

Dark web

A place where a bunch of pedo meet.
Don't go there if you don't want to be traumatized

A random pedo just showed me pedo photos involving child in the Dark web and now I'm traumatized :D

by It's moon August 11, 2023

Web Pope

A person who likes to rule over administrative rights to a server, website, and/or database. Not to further development, but for the sole purpose of being able to say that they own it.

"Kevin, I need admin perms for the website so I can finish that page we talked about."

"No, Dan, you can't have the permissions. My coding skills are far superior to your own."

"But Kevin... You never do anything on the site."

"Fuck you, Dan! You're not getting shit."

"Kevin the Web Pope strikes again!"

by Mangoman Deluxe March 17, 2017