M1S1 Virus

A virus which originates from a special guy named Michael Sorge. It tends to be contracted when one does not want to go into work and feels like having the day off. M1S1 tends to reappear every week or two.

Symptoms include: lack of effort in work, delaying projects for no apparent reason, and various other methods to not have to work.

Coworker 1: "I heard the M1S1 virus is going around."
Coworker 2: "Oh brother! Again???"

by jfresh42069 March 13, 2025

Car'ona virus

Insane driver, that drives drunk when sober.

that hoe drives like a Car'ona virus but is sober.

by funny jokes April 29, 2020

DogBot Virus

A little know computer virus some claim is run by the Chinese government, that dogs american online retailers and undercuts prices by pennies at a time via A robot system...

example a DogBot Virusis is if your selling widgets for 4.99... the dogbot will set it's prices at 4.98 , you lower your price dogbot lowers and so on and so on til your losing money with every sale.. the virus will dog you, like a blood hound chasing an escaped convict.

by dogbotmn September 5, 2013

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the aids virus

1. A really inappropriate and funny way to inform someone that they tested HIV positive.

2. Can also be used to identify known carriers.

1. Well Jeff, I'm sorry, but you've got the AIDS virus.

2. You better wash that spoon, Gina has the AIDS virus.

by J.R. Jones February 14, 2008

coboner virus

the correct pronunciation of the corona virus

Brad: dude what is going on in 2020?
Zach: Idk man it’s the coboner virus.

by kanmey March 23, 2020

mung river virus

makes you go delirious and it makes you crawl naked on all fours with a shopping bag. it also makes you say MUNG MUNG MUNG!!!

hes got mung river virus stay away.

by BudhaDOg October 8, 2021