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Van Helsing

A greasy person who often wears the same clothes for weeks in a row and smells of body odor from anywhere from 0 to 100 yards away. Acne is also very prominant on their face...and by prominant i mean there is no regular skin. They may also run cross country for a high school in cargo pants and knock-off, wal-mart brand timberland boots.
Nathan: "Hey there goes Van Helsing in them same god damn clothes"!
Adam:"Yeah i smelled his ass before he walked in the cafeteria with those Wal-Mart boots and cargo shorts on".
by Adam Berry January 28, 2007
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Van goghed

When all thats dreary, depressing and other adjectives that start with D, in your life make you want to cut your ear off.
Bob: Yesterday, my credit card was stolen and i lost my job. And when I reached home, I found my wife in bed with the neighbour.

Bill: Dude that sucks. Life totally van goghed you.
by AyeKnow May 30, 2011
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Van Buren

A street in downtown Phoenix Arizona that's beyond ghetto. Really hood. Cheap hookers are all over the place. Lots of crime,poverty,shooting,robberies,murders, etc. You don't wanna be there after dark....or even in the daytime. A very scary and dark place.
ghetto hood van buren murders crime phoenix arizona
by zxc156 January 14, 2016
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Sooty van

A north-east Wales term for a very small motorhome, like that seen in Sooty and Co., a British children's television programme from the nineties.
Here's that Sooty van again.
by R. Llwyd February 25, 2011
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Van mode

Drinking at a faster rate than normal. Typically happens in a car or van on a trip somewhere. Sometimes occurs after getting crushed in a bowling league.
Wow I can't believe we killed this 30 pack in 45 minutes, talk about van mode.
by Deano2810 September 21, 2011
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Van-Of-Fanelia

1. Van (mince) Of Fanelia (anaus)
2. Mincer Of The Anus
3. Arse Bandit
He minces more arse than Van
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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Van Ngo

A dumb cunt that is oblivious her surroundings. A lost puppy.
Look at Van Ngo over there trying to pick up on a gay guy.
by frathouse!!!!!!! February 26, 2019
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