Upper Management

A wife

Upper Management won't let me get that hot tub I've been jonesing for over the last decade. How'd you guys get it done?

by nem- December 20, 2023

upper deck

"Upper Deck" signifies being on top, having a superior position, standing on the highest deck of a ship. It's about leadership.. It's not just a position, but a state of mind. It's the "Upper Deck" status.

Sure, here's an example: "Her unmatched beauty and popularity placed her on the 'Upper Deck', making her superior to everyone else."

by rizzmeupb January 31, 2024

Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023

upper case gums with lower case teeth

When someone has messed up teeth and none are missing including some baby teeth.

Used to describe when someone has some jacked up teeth. Especially when they have all of their adult teeth and still have baby teeth that never fell out but just cramped together. “That bitch has some upper case gums with lower case teeth.”

by RU4BN8 April 8, 2023

Border upper

A border is a mexicain lad that escaped to America.

You stupid border upper go back to Mexico you Mexican drug dealer.

by border upper slayer April 28, 2023

Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.

You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.

by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023

Upper Decker Lip Pillow

Common phrase for a nicotine pouch.

Yo bro, can I get an upper decker lip pillow.

by glitched0 August 10, 2023