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Ultimate Simp

hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai
by kais ex bros September 4, 2020
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ultimate send

To ultimate send is to get plastered drunk with your mates and get up to numerous shenanigans throughout the night.
That was an ultimate send at slampton last night, I walked home.
by Mintlaw goer January 21, 2024
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Ultimate baller shooter 4000

Its a super ultimate gun that sounds "baller"
-IM GONNA KILL YOU

-no. I have my Ultimate baller shooter 4000
by Baller shooter 4000 developer November 14, 2022
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Ultimate Bro’s

When two Metrosexual males do absolutely everything together, even go to the bathroom. They’re not gay but from all outward appearances appear gay. They may even engage in Broga (bro yoga). They may also help a bro out sexually with a bro job or a bro down but because they’re just bro’s, it’s totally not gay.
“Bill & Jeremy aren’t gay, they’re just Ultimate Bro’s.”
by Finnzo January 25, 2019
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The Ultimate Abilities

Malte, Vilmer, and Johan had faced many challenges together, but they always found a way to overcome them with their unique abilities. However, they knew that they might encounter situations where their regular skills would not be enough. That's why they decided to develop their ultimate abilities, which they could use only in dire situations.

Malte had always been skilled in origami, but he took his abilities to the next level by mastering the art of paper-folding. He could create almost anything with just a piece of paper, and his creations were not only beautiful but also had practical uses. He could make tools, weapons, and even vehicles, all from origami.

Vilmer was an artist at heart, and he honed his skills to create his ultimate ability. He could paint anything, and his paintings had a unique property. Whatever he painted became real, at least temporarily. He could paint a bridge over a chasm, a boat on a shore, or even a monster to fight. His artistic abilities were now a formidable weapon in their arsenal.

Johan had been studying the ancient ways of magic for years, and he finally unlocked his ultimate ability. He could tap into the energy of the earth itself and manipulate it to his will. He could create earthquakes, summon lightning bolts, and even cause volcanoes to erupt. His control over the elements was now unmatched.
The trio knew that they had to use their ultimate abilities sparingly, as they came with a cost. Malte's origami creations drained his energy, Vilmer's paintings required a lot of concentration, and Johan's manipulation of the elements put a strain on his body. But they also knew that they had an ace up their sleeve when they faced impossible odds.

(The ultimate abilities, huh thats crazy!)
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 16, 2023
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ultimate job

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob hand job assjob and footjob.
I came so hard last night. Watched a video of a nigga having an ultimate job.
by the sexual definition guy August 11, 2017
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Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.
Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.
by Zzid July 10, 2021
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