by thefunkyfeelone August 22, 2018
Someone who lets their terds dangle when they are crapping, either on purpose or because they are generating more power to keep pushing and dont want to cut it just yet.
Omar:Dude the other day Frankie sent me a picture of a turd hanging out of his ass.
Gino: Lol Frankie is such a turd dangler
Gino: Lol Frankie is such a turd dangler
by ginomacdaddy November 09, 2011
An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.
Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.
by 23rd Chromosome December 28, 2015
A manure spreader; device commonly used by farmers to spread livestock feces on their fields to use as fertilizer.
"Dad's out in the field, pulling the turd hearse behind his tractor. He cleaned the hog house today."
by oldgeezer March 06, 2010
When my friends ex-girlfriend was taking too long to get ready to go out one night, another buddy said "What's the point? You might as well try to put perfume on a turd."
by desertcajun September 12, 2008
by professionalpotato April 17, 2016
Joe: Hey where did Tyler go?
Tom: He's turd searching after trying the hour of power. Give him some time
Tom: He's turd searching after trying the hour of power. Give him some time
by Mike LaTorrez January 03, 2013