embracing-towel

A large clean towel that you carry with you while strolling the beach, and then drape around the shoulders of any cute chicks whom you meet prior to giving them a hug, so that you don't hafta endure any disgusting yucky-sticky skin-to-skin contact with sweaty/oily arms, necks, chests, backs, and shoulders during said embraces.

I find that bathing beauties are much more willing to give me a hug when I bring along an embracing-towel; I even occasionally receive a warm-hearted compliment from da chick for my being "such a perfect gentleman" to think considerately of her like that.

by QuacksO December 2, 2018

Warm Towel

Similar to a Pearl Necklace, but not as splotchy. When a full sheet of cum is applied to the body without any gaps or holes (ideally rectangular in shape, but not required). Often a group effort, but can be accomplished by determined or particularly gifted individuals.

I hope you're a generous lover and gave him a Warm Towel when you finished.

by KratosElGreatos September 20, 2025

flangeeta towel

just one of many expressions used to describe a tampon. Originates from the word flange that refers to a less than appealing vagina.

Anyone got a spare flangeeta towel? I got the painters in...

by c0za April 8, 2005

towel’s gambit

When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.

Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.

by rockinturtle December 29, 2019

Pink Towel

Towel used to wipe up cum

Yeah just use a "pink towel" to wipe up this cum

by Clutzx February 15, 2022

Towel shimmy

When you have your towel tied around your waist and you un-tie it. It doesn't fall down so you perform a hands free towel shimmy.

This morning I had a shower, afterwards i was getting dressed. I had my towel around my waist, and my phone in my hand texting a friend. In order to take my towel off i needed to perform a hands free Towel Shimmy, Afterwards i felt majestic as fuck.

by Jewish Thunder May 4, 2014

towel shame

When someone shames you for walking around in a towel

Shayna: "Kathleen would you get out of that towel? People are coming."

Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."

by mdawg448 December 11, 2016