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Tool

Stacey Essene (Henderson). A Man that does way too many drugs, like coke, ecstasy, ketamine and whatever else he can get his hand on from his "bro". Also known to "be father" by taking trips and gigs and getting a babysitter (first person to say yes) and only live videoing on fb to make it seem like he is a good father.
He tries so hard to get with women. Like... what a fucking tool!
by Hazmat88 November 14, 2019
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Tool

A tool is a word that was created for the purpose to insult someone so badly, yet without swearing.
A tool means you are the exact opposite of a hard wear tool because you are useless and sell me in 2k and COD

Arjoon: You are a tool why tf are you selling me and dropping at train station
*Arjoon talking to himself bc he's a tool*: whoopsie daisy I'm sorry
*Someone sells me in 2k* they are a tool
you are nothing but a useless tool
by you_are_a_tool October 5, 2020
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Tool Shame

The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.
Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.

Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.
by Kram Larry October 28, 2022
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Tool

probably the only band in the world that has gone rogue for a while and then when it came back it achieved something popstars were suffering to do for decades: surpass taylor swift

a band made up of a bald spiritual freak, a british dude, a digital artist and a tall dude with 4 arms and 4 legs that decided to play one of the world's most abstract genre: prog rock, then later decided to take a break and then when it came back 14 fucking years later it even surpassed the top 1 and taylor swift, so much that it triggered twitter depressed white girls and swifties to verbally assault tool and its (shitty) fanbase, a prog rock/metal band that hasn't put out an album in 14 years was for a single moment more listened and admired than taylor swift, one of the world's most popular and if not, the most popular pop star on earth, you seriously can't make this stuff up.

Other than that, tool's fanbase is pretty shit and gatekeeping.
self-identified "superior" intellectual: hey man have you listened to tool?
Average joe: ew, did you call me a tool you fascist?
S.I.S.I. no man, i'm talking about the band tool
average joe: what is that, sounds boring, now, lemme finish listening to billie eilish's new album that surely doesn't sound the same as the last one (they all sound the same)
by Pajcho October 30, 2023
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ass tool

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.
"Did you see the post-round interview by that ass tool Rory Sabatini today?"
by MarkRo July 27, 2008
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Wicked Tool

Someone who you cant stand to be around, but want them at the same time!
"That kid is such a wicked tool, But I want him right now."

"Your sucha wicked tool, now come get into my bed."
by mkllbtfs70 February 18, 2009
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Douche-Tool

Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.
Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!

Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!
by D-Rock4 September 30, 2010
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