Coon Moon

A Coon Moon is a black mans ass check in the night. A man will coon moon during a drive by to scare the non gay gang.

RANDOM NIGGA: FUCK he is coon mooning.
OTHER RANDOM NIGGA: Don't look unless u on that gay shit.

NIGGA COON MOONING: Ya get the Fuc out before you become a gay ass nigga.

by NAT the nantucket black May 9, 2019

moon crusher

A moon crusher is someone who anally penetrates others brutally or intensely.

In prison they called my dad the moon crusher

by Leonard skinhead March 3, 2019

moon thot

A girl you only hit up to fuck when the moon is out

Friend: You bringing Danica to my birthday?
Me: Nah, she a moon thot.

by breadmachiene March 17, 2019

Society of the Moon

A secret society of bald people. The entry requirements are to either be a bald person, or save the life of a bald person.

Luke: "Hey man I see you joined the Society of the Moon since you started chemo"
George: "Yes, I am #3455"

by Cumbellina August 5, 2019

wheat moon

What farmers call the Harvest Moon. Primarily wheat farmers.

Molly: Mom theres a wheat moon tonight, does that mean the farmers can harvest their crops?
Chrissy: Back in my day we called it a Harvest moon, but whatever, potato tomato.

by bostoncasey September 14, 2019

moon yeti

Strange, light grey creature that lurks in South East North America. Usually hunting by night for a meaty snack.

He ate that burger like a moon yeti

by Moonyetiawarness November 5, 2017

birth moon

First full moon after Easter is called the birth moon because it symbolizes rebirth in agriculture and nature.

The birth moon called forth the growing season.

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by Joshua Bananaman July 18, 2016