Captain Clank

Someone in sports who hits the rim/post in a clutch situation.

We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.

by The Bizzle October 7, 2004

The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.

Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017

Captain Kidd

Indie-pop/Alternative Dance band made up of 5 Ohio State University students originally hailing from the Cleveland area. Best known for their song "Freaky Love", and the accompanying video.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Captain Kidd?"
Person 2: "Didn't they play welcome week this year?"
Person 1: "Yes and they are a bunch of cool dudes, I'm a fan."

by thenextoprah January 24, 2015

captain crispy

The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.

Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out

by Autterbox January 18, 2017

Captain Kneeus

Originated from the great Amarkus Edward “Kneeus” “Captain Knee” “Big Knee” “Kneeboy” “Lil Dark” Brown.

Look at that nigga kneeus over there.
My BOY CAPTAIN KNEEUS IN THE BUILDING!

by Capt Knee November 12, 2020

Captain America

big buff patriotic roid-monkey from the 40’s

The Roid Monkey could be Captain America

by JesusInAVan September 28, 2020

Sub Captain

A guy who bangs alot of fat chicks and thusly ''Racks up tonage'' like a sub captain from WW2. Sometimes a dance is involved, in whick you do the ''Sonar Sweep" the "parascope" and the "torpedo".

Nixon was at the Bar last night Subcaptaining like a champion.

Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.

by Steamy-Ray-Vaughn January 6, 2012