shrimping

When you stick a shrimp in the urethra of your penis.

Oh man shrimping makes me spurt white milky gobs.

by ilovetogoshrimping April 12, 2024

Shaky Shrimp

a penis with Parkinson's disease

she treat him like a free vibrator that shaky shrimp wont stop moving.

by juicerelic May 23, 2024

Shrimping

To suck toes in a very sexual manner

Spensean goes shrimping all the time, just last week he licked an ankle

by PleaseNoSensei October 20, 2022

Irish shrimp

Cheese curls. Poor man’s appetizer. Shrimp shaped.

Pat put out a bowl of Irish Shrimp for his parents first visit to his basement apartment.

by Mxd244 January 23, 2025

bushy shrimp

extremely hairy pubic hair that hasnt been shaved in about six years, and an extremely small penis with it.

damn, i wouldn't ever date him, his bushy shrimp is a HUUUGE turn off.

by sls143babe November 17, 2011

Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.

Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.

by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023