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Tired

Me
Capybaras are adorable and you can fight me if You disagree

(Tired)
by I’llRegretThisNameIn3Years October 2, 2022
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helping me with my car tire

When a homie hopper is fucking one of your friends and needs to come up with an excuse
Owen is helping me with my car tires
by Anonymous37737363636362 December 6, 2022
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tired

katie: NOOO DONT GO TO BED
sean: but i’m tired

katie: fine go to bed 🙄
by katiepiddo February 10, 2020
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Flat Tire

When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.
Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!
by The_DestroyerXP March 9, 2018
mugGet the Flat Tiremug.

Tire

Tire is one of the most intelligent but also one of the most beautiful people that you will ever ever meet.She is also very funny and can make everyone around her laugh. Her laugh alone is funnier than any joke. She is caring and will stay silent if you make her mad. She has a fear of bathroom rugs but that doesn’t stop her. Her presence lights up a room. If she doesn’t go to a place, the whole gathering is not as good because she makes it better for everyone. Her astonishing beauty will leave you speechless and her amazing personality makes her the perfect person. She is one of those people who deserve a worthy enough soulmate and the whole wide world. If you have a Tire as your bestfriend, consider yourself lucky as she is one of those people who will never leave your side, unless you are throwing up because she will then run for miles. Make sure to not take your Tire for granted as she is one of the best friends that you could ever have in your whole life.
Guy 1: ‘Wow, look at that girl whose walking past’
Guy 2: ‘She’s so smart and beautiful, she must be a Tire’
Girl 1: ‘ I agree, she’s very nice too!’
by hsisjdidjdkdjdjq February 3, 2022
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Damn u look tired

What you think about those people who look 10 years older than they are.

Not to be confused with those people who look 10 or more years younger than they are (without surgerical enhancements).

corrosion of negativity and being sedentary in life, manifesting from the inside out.

Describing people who are afraid of living and are therefore dying faster than is normal. You can often overhear these people say that they are going to get Cancer.

Can also refer to those that wear too much makeup, drink too much, or do anything that keeps that "old" look to them.

Definitely describing people who eat poorly, desperate to "think" young, or are stuck in the same circle of filth that they have lived in for years.
Guy at a bar: here's my ID
Bartender: oh, I don't need that. You're at least 40.
Guy: no, I just turned 30.

Bartender: damn u look tired
by Alive&kickin October 21, 2013
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Tired

No, what I'm tired of is piece of shit the-rapists trying to dictate to me what I want.
Hym "Oh? Really!? THAT'S what I want!? Because I thought I wanted a different thing but clearly I don't know what the fuck I'm talking. You're right. I would much rather be cattle than get credit for my contributions and be duely compensated for my property. You got it chief. It's the cattle's life for me I guess. I also don't need any of the things I think I need AND I'll take a heeping helping of being bullied into compliance by a serial rapist pretending to be me because HE should DEFINITELY be the decider of what ANYBODY does. That's great! I love that for me. And then! Then... When I get tired of that... I'll just kill a kid and then myself! It works perfectly for everyone! Great plan. Great talk. Thanks doc!"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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