The act of buying expensive stuff you normally wouldn't buy while under the cheery influence of alcohol. Best done after a buffet with free-flowing champagne on a Sunday afternoon.
Bro, nice leather jacket.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
Sweet!
Yeah, kind of. I had to buy her a handbag though.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
Sweet!
Yeah, kind of. I had to buy her a handbag though.
by Shay DeGuy February 6, 2013
Get the Champagne Shoppingmug. Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.
Usually occurring on Black Fiday.
Usually occurring on Black Fiday.
by Critik2be November 27, 2012
Get the Stampede Shoppingmug. The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.
Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
by murraybiscuit January 21, 2014
Get the Shop inhibitormug. A place you go to jerk off two dwarfs at the same time then add soy sauce then you spit it up in the air, catch it back in your mouth, and swallow it.
What’s your plan for the day?
Ugh, I have to go to the Worcestershire Shop.
Ah man, it’s gonna be one of those days!
Ugh, I have to go to the Worcestershire Shop.
Ah man, it’s gonna be one of those days!
by smallest bird November 4, 2021
Get the worcestershire shopmug. The activity of placing clothes and items into your electronic shopping bag, or actual shopping bag and simply not paying for them when you reach the end of your travels.
This could even go as far as, going to the checkout to pay and then simply walking away when the items have been scanned in.
In addition, this could be done to the annoyance of the shop assistants.
This could even go as far as, going to the checkout to pay and then simply walking away when the items have been scanned in.
In addition, this could be done to the annoyance of the shop assistants.
''Hey Pete, are you really going to buy all those copies of Katie Prices current autobiography?!?!''
''No, don't be ridiculous, im Faux-Shopping! There's so many copies of this book, I thought I'd give the shop assistants something to do with there time.''
''No, don't be ridiculous, im Faux-Shopping! There's so many copies of this book, I thought I'd give the shop assistants something to do with there time.''
by Bailey Thomas March 31, 2010
Get the Faux-Shoppingmug. When you buy something just because it's from a good brand you know about, but it was actually a crappy product or just average for a ton of money. What advertisers want you to do....
When I bought that Bedhead hairdryer I realized I accidentally brand-shopped, and it was actually just a really heavy but cool-looking hairdryer.
by pseudopirate March 11, 2009
Get the Brand-shopmug. Essentially the same as “Window Shopping”, but you’re adding things to cart you want buy but never actually check out. Ultimately these items end up in a Save for Later List and forget you ever even wanted it in the first place.
Me: why do you keep so many things in the cart on on Amazon.
Friend: oh did you see that? I just be Click Shopping
Friend: oh did you see that? I just be Click Shopping
by zanderC29 March 31, 2022
Get the Click Shoppingmug.