layin' the pipe

Whean a man with a LARGE penis performs well in bed.

(woman on the phone with friend)

"Girl! I'm trying to tell you Tyrone was layin' the pipe last night."

by Jennifer and Sheila September 24, 2005

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Shit Pipe

Grant Wilkinson, e.g to take it up the anus.

I'd love to put it up her shit pipe.

I'd tear her a new shit pipe.

by cockslice March 1, 2009

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Straight piping is an aggressive form of deep throat oral sex. This is when a girl lays on her back on a bed (or some other object) and tilts her head back over the edge so her throat is no longer at an angle. In effect, it forms a "straight pipe." Often seen in pornography.

Yo man I banged this girl last night, she was like a pornstar dude! She even let me straight pipe her!

by Dick M. Down March 17, 2008

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Pipe Dream

A low hope or something that is almost impossible to achieve.

David: I been lifting for 15 years and now I'm 28 years old my max bench press is 275 lbs. Would I ever bench press 405 lbs.

Joe: That's a pipe dream.

David: ... :(

by DKXStambull November 13, 2011

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Piping Cold

The act of engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse with one or more partners. Discovered by two young scholars once coming across a Dunkin Donuts advertisement for ice cold beverages.

1. Malcolm: Hey bruh, you might wanna take this Magnum, who knows, you might get lucky tonight.

Martin: 1. I get lucky EVERY night. and 2. *slaps condom to the ground* I dont need those. I Pipe Cold.

2. Amber: OMG those Phi Psi guys are so attractive, cultured, and in shape. I'd let any and every one of them pipe cold.

Katt: You're disgusting.

3. Thank the BasedGod for the day after pill. I'd be a not so proud father of 7 if it weren't for these things because i stay Piping Cold.

by The Hood Sage June 16, 2011

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