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Mop Blocked

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head
Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked
by BerryWugs March 8, 2011
mugGet the Mop Blockedmug.

Monster Mop

A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.
I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.
by anonymous June 19, 2023
mugGet the Monster Mopmug.

Mop

Mop used for absolutely everything you can use it as: (Mop-Mopper-Moping-etc) you can use it as also a good or bad word.
You look soooo mopping. HEY STOP BEING A MOPPER YOU!?!
by Yikes Official March 18, 2025
mugGet the Mopmug.

MOP

Mop is something where ryan collins needs to give or your going to get blue balls or be get it got it
Ryan collins owns you mop because he scammed earlier
by Shojo March 7, 2022
mugGet the MOPmug.

mouth mopped

Fucking someone in the ass then pulling out and having poop on the tip of your dick. Then proceeding to wipe it all over the lips of their mouth
Damn! Pa just mouth mopped Bob bad!
by MGD 1 January 6, 2024
mugGet the mouth moppedmug.

Mop

It has no meaning, can be used in any way possible.

Created by popular YouTuber "yikes" who has amassed 950k+ subscribers.
Hey John! I just wanted to mop you a moppy birthday. You’re the real mopper. Your mopped.
by Smoiiny June 29, 2024
mugGet the Mopmug.

mops

member of preferred sex
by Hi1234455 July 16, 2022
mugGet the mopsmug.

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