One Wipe Wonder

A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean

Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!

Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder

by Evered June 2, 2014

Chug Jug Wipe

A team of absolute legends wipe the board 2-0 with extreme ease.

Yo Matthias we just Chug Jug Wiped these fools!

by Murder9 November 5, 2018

1000 Square Wipe

When you take a huge shit that requires a lot of toilet paper squares.

Tom: Sorry Jerry I missed the game, I had to take the 1000 Square Wipe

by DNJosh January 27, 2021

cunt wet wipe

MANLIKEHAKS

MANLIKEHAKS is a cunt wet wipe from london

by wetWipeMan February 16, 2021

lanky ass wipe

When you wipe you ass but theres still a long piece of crap half hanging out

FUCK, our shitty roomate is being a lanky ass wipe again!

by JustinGardener October 1, 2017

One Wipe Tuesday

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.

Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!

by blaneficker January 12, 2021

one-wipe wonder

the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once

Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 18, 2017