Super Straight

A man who is only attracted to cis women.

Rick: I'd like to set you up with my friend Karla
John: oh, sorry man. I'm sure she's great, but I'm super straight

Rick: ah. Tight.

by TheSwagatron December 18, 2021

Super Straight

A sexuality that revolves around the fetish of eating your own feces

"Are you gonna flush the toilet man"
"Nah, I'm Super Straight, and I'm hungry"

by BluSuşi March 9, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight is someone that is only attracted to the opposite sex that is Born as that sex.

Today I came out as Super Straight to my friends, thankfully they were all openly accepting of my sexuality.

by Truly Equal To All March 6, 2021

Super Straight

A term that straight people (mostly men) try to use to justify their transphobia. This term is also a synonym for ‘Super Insecure’ and ‘Super Single’ their made up flag consists of black and orange, the Grindr colors.

Man: ‘Can I get your snap?’

Woman: ‘I’m transgender.’

Man: ‘Actually nah, I’m not gay.’

Woman ‘That’s transphobic’

Man: ‘No it’s just my sexuality, I’m super straight!! 😡😡😡🟧⬛️ Stop being superphobic!!’

by _H.K_ March 6, 2021

Super Straight

Super straight is a sexuality in the LGBQ, people who are super straight have a piss kink and are transphobic, leaving the T out of LGBTQ. A shorter version of this wank sexuality is ‘ss’. Their flag is a mix of the colours of ph and two s’s, so I don’t know why they want us to take them seriously.

‘Oh look there’s a super straight!’

‘Wow, they must some sort of mental illness

by user846364836364 March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A made-up new sexuality that people of the LGBT community have problems with.

Y'all need to calm down for 5 seconds. being super straight isn't transphobic, some people just want to fuck a girl and not expect to see a dick

by omar fish March 14, 2021

super straight

super straights are closeted gay men with piss kinks

a random 16 y/o on tiktok-"im super straight , trans women aren't real women."

another 16 y/o - "nah bro you're just super single and super closeted "

by lesbianenby March 8, 2021