Allergy Season

The period of time someone labels when they are probably sick but don't want anyone to know.

Tyler at work was coughing and sneezing. We noticed he didn't look so good but when we asked him if he was getting sick he claimed it was "allergy season" and that it was just allergies. We all knew he was lying.

by Battletoad_Galactica April 2, 2019

chop season

A period where multiple people cut their hair

“It seems like it’s chop season boys gotta get the waves for the babes.”

by fr0bro July 28, 2018

Well Seasoned

A person who is so unbelievably salty, that it dominates their personality.

And I mean salty, to a sad degree...

Human 1: Dude why was Chad so salty yesterday?

Human 2: I'm not sure, he's just been really Well Seasoned recently

by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

White season

when a person who is usually not interested in whites suddenly become interested

Kev: yo im suddenly finding white girls attractive
link: Its white season gang gang

by EternalAngel March 22, 2019

Raccoon Season

When multiple high school freshman girls start to experiment with make-up around the same time. Overuse of eyeliner being used results in dark rings around the eyes, similar to that of the common raccoon.

Upperclassmen 1: "Holy shit! Do you see how much eyeliner those freshman chicks have on!?"

Upperclassmen 2: "Yeah, it's Raccoon Season"

by shreddingsociety November 29, 2010

seasoned pan

When you are coking on the stove and you purposely, or are lazy and use the previous pan or skillet that is already on the stove and you can taste the seasoning and flavor from the previous dish. This works especially well eggs and other absorbant foods. Best results occur after coking a steak or any other fancy foods. If you do not know what was previously cooked, don't worry, it will still turn out good 99% of the time. However, if the previous dish was burnt it will turnout bad 100% of the time. Seasoned plates do not work and are gross, needless to say.

Pops: Wow, son this meal is delicious. What seasoning is on this food?
Me: I used a seasoned pan pops!
Pops: I love you.

by z!g July 10, 2009

season ass

A hook-up, usually for sex, that happens infrequently, usually once a year.

"Does Pierre ever get laid?"
"Yeah, he's got a season ass during Comic Con."

by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015