sea salt

when a kid is so salty that he is not only mad but screams higher than 80 decibels directly into the mic giving people a BLOODY EAR

the kid was so sea salty after getting noscoped he screamed into the mic and was kicked
we will never hear from him again

by vazbeanashare July 23, 2016

sea lion

A lesbian cougar. An older woman that preys on younger women at bars and other prime locations in much the same way that cougars prey on younger men. Sea lion is derived from cougar as an aquatic homage to the large cat, namely because their diet consists of fish.

Did you see that sea lion that hit on Alexa? She was old enough to be her mom!

by ilgattonero August 8, 2010

dead sea

Dead sea is when your having sex in a bathtub or hot tub and the guy jizzes and it floats up to the top and the chick swallows it.

Ahh man that was the best dead sea ever I really love this chick.

by xpert roshan November 14, 2006

Sea cucumber

The disgusting sexual act of suckling another's prolapsed colon before it re-enters the body cavity.

Jim sea cucumbered John.

by teeBagger May 18, 2007

Sea Buiscut

Also known as a queef. (frontal fart from a vagina.)

Damn Shelly! Did you just drop another sea buiscut, cuz it is reakin like some mega ass in here!

by Rocco August 6, 2004

Sea woofer

A person complete who is a complete cunt.

Oh my gosh Emily is such a sea woofer.

by Burnt chicken August 8, 2016

Stranded At Sea

Out there, alone in thought, daydreaming while at sea, happy no one is getting it as the joke is on them.

Tommy kept missing the gaff on the monster Dolphin, as Roger exclaimed, "What are you stranded at sea? Get your head out of your ass and gaff that thing before it gets off!"

by BSHAK July 27, 2011