Moist Diane

When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.

Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.

by GrundleStiltskin69 November 23, 2019

moist

a wet (moist) thing

mmmmmm, moist

by moist girl October 28, 2019

super moist

Really wet

You mane yo girl was super moist

by Hdhdjsjdj October 2, 2017

Moist Honk

After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly

“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”

by Basedpenits June 9, 2023

Moist

A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.

Post 2011: “you’re wet”

Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”

“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”

by Kim2k9 February 18, 2024

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017

critikally moist

Critikally moist is "moist critikally"

It means charlie has made u nut to the max.

For example :
I remember when Charlie made me "critikally moist" to the max.

by iammoist April 22, 2023