smack daddy'd

Showing a man wassup

keepin' it real

when you annihilate

Holy, you just got smack daddy'd

by ...ellipsis... March 28, 2016

Smack Noodle

The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!

3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!

by Silly bittch May 30, 2017

pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

Smack Tower

Smack tower is the place (likely council flats) where you know there's hella drugs.

"Greezo" geez those flats look banged up.
"Deano" yeah it's probs a smack tower.

by ReesesBeefus April 25, 2019

Smack Generator

A place where unwanted or stolen items can be exchanged for cash with which to buy Smack (heroin)

Here pal, let's get down to smack generator. I've got cracking swag from that last burglary I did. Maybe get enough for a £10 bag of smack.

by Dan the man 666 May 5, 2019

Gong Smack

The act of striking, typically with the palm of the hand, a man's suspended testicles

“Man did you notice that Josh was walking funny?”

“Yeah bro I heard he got gong smacked by his boyfriend yesterday”

by George Saunders October 21, 2017

Smack Cum

When your fucking a girl, and you urgently pull out and cum on your hand, and smack the shit out of her while yelling “SMACK CAM”

Person 1: did you end up doing anything with that girl last night

Person 2: yeah I tried the Smack Cum on her... I don’t think we are gonna go on another date

by Minoritiesdontdeserverights420 September 4, 2019