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Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket

Dude I got wetter than an otter's pocket when I saw Jared Padalecki shirtless.
by JaredPadaleckiFanBoy June 3, 2021
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You can't be smarter than everyone

Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
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Better Coming Than Going

The phrase "better coming than going", describes a girl or guy who looks really hot while walking towards you, however looks particularly average from behind, while he/she is walking away.
Mike: "Damn... check out this girl coming down the footpath - the blonde".
Dave: "Hell yes - she is stunning..."
** Girl Walks Past **
Dave: "...however better coming than going - that ass is terrible."
by buckonz May 25, 2012
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the pen is mightier than the sword

it means the pen is a better weapon than the sword because its smaller and more manueverable. also you can fill the ink tube with poison and stab someone with it for example, in the neck. its better for sneaking up on someone, or for use in small spaces.
you got a sword? so what i got a pen. yeah u better run u woman.
by an anonymous source November 5, 2003
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saltier than a whore's canker

Very salty.
These chips are saltier than a whore's canker
by velvetcad January 2, 2011
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Cleaner than a mexicans armpit

That movie sucked!
Well it was cleaner than a mexicans armpit so it wasnt a total waste of time.
Yeah i guess.
by wehttam16 October 21, 2010
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Snicker blacker than a nigger

Can only be used of black people who's fatter than a boat
Bitch ass nigga: Are you snicker blacker than a nigger?
White peron: Nah. but that really hurt my feelings
by Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh November 17, 2020
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