Test Wizz

That awkward person that everyone looks at when they get up .5 seconds after the test is handed out, therefore making them look like a badass who either is actually smart or just a thug who wants to look cool and bubbled in the same choice on everyone question.

Teacher: Alright guys you may begin the test

Student: Stands up

Everyone: Goddamit how did that fuk finish so fast, screw that Test wizz

by negronos December 23, 2011

The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.

"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"

by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014

S.A.T. Tests

The highest form of corruption in modern society. Spearheaded by College Board directors, the S.A.T. fails to stand by its pursuit of equality and excellence. Frequently, S.A.T. tests involve scandalous incidents such as the August 25 incident, where many international students flew to America to take the test. Whether by coincidence or not, those students already took those tests; as a result, they knew the answers. The S.A.T. is the Mona Lisa or a modern hydrogen bomb in education-- not just in America, but abroad too. The S.A.T. tests are often unfair, and test scores are curved based on demographics. This action, although not perceived initially, is ultimately racial profiling. The S.A.T. curves tests based off of demographics after the get the average curve. S.A.T. tests and the college board are a true testament to corruption by a monopolistic, liberal, scandalous, lucrative, untrustworthy American corporation that only seeks financial gain at the hands of true students who dream to pursue education and elevate their rigorous academic curriculum to a collegiate level.

S.A.T. Tests are not only unfair, but just straight up wrong.

by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 15, 2018

Test Run

When you bust out a fat wank the night before a workout, so you can hit the gym harder the next day

"Sorry bro got a Test Run tonight, maybe next week eh"

by tupacatupaca November 17, 2014

Testing the mic

During missionary position when you bang your dick on the outside of a girl's pussy before pentration

"No conversation exists because the girl is already moaning" -testing the mic

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

test ass

Test Ass, or TA, is a serious medical condition resulting from long periods of boredom and immobility, such as those that occur when taking a particularly difficult test or exam.

"Dude, that math test was brutal."
"I know, bro. I got such a case of test ass after that."

by CaptainDialUp April 15, 2014

squish test

When your gf allows U to squeeze certain parts of her to check if they are good pillows

"Yes U can do a squish test on my boobs"

by Marigol September 28, 2023