V-Tech

It was once a type of an engine, and only a type of an engine.Now it is the "Barsgahyes".They buy a 10,000 Honda they put this BIG ASS spolier on it its like 2 stories high thinking they're kool or i dont know wtv da hell goes throo there heads.They put a muffler dat makes the sound of a dying duck, they cruise on Glendale Showing it off.It can also be classified into a type of side burns, When they are long they they connect to your mustache, actually thats not called a V-tech.its called UGLY president Lincoln had one and dey SHOT HIM...We may never know the true meaning of this word. But i believe i am themost accurate of definers...
Ay bro check out my new Honda Civic V-tech Broooo
by Garen November 15, 2004
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tech 9

the 2nd most powerful machine gun after the ak 47. Used if and only if you need to kill everymother fucker in the room
Heat, pulp fiction, jackei brown, taxi driver
by Ace February 23, 2005
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v tech

v tech comes from virginia tech where a student went on a violent rampage killing other students. to go v tech on your school is to do the same thing as what happened at v tech
dude, that loser edward kid's gonna go v tech on this school some day
by 4rB1t3r April 12, 2008
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v tech

A parkahye wit a honda (especially civic) and takes glo-stix to raves
by Vahe haroutounian April 04, 2004
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Tech Porn

A person who looks, reads & buys a lot of tech magazines.
Tech Porn Looking at & reading a lot of technology magazines makes a person stimulated.
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the honda-tech

when a college stupid uses all his or her college loans to buy parts for their car.
they often visit honda-tech.com and realize their car is not JDM standard. they then spend every single penny they have on $700 intake's that are no better then $20 filters and claim their car is "hot" or "sick" or even "mad tight jdm yo".
when in reality they just wasted tons of fucking money.
I got fucking honda-tech'ed. Class 05' BITCH!
by batmang March 22, 2005
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virginia tech

Original land-grant school in the state of Virginia. Previously known as Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University...apparently too long...shortened to Virginia Tech for the convenience of it's students and graduates...multi-syllabic utterances are difficult for the typical Hokie (which, by the way, is a castrated turkey). The Corps of Cadets is lack-luster; made up of wannabe soldiers and dykes (which, by the way, is the word used to refer to upperclass "big brothers / sisters"). Thankfully, there are real military schools within the states that provide the discipline and direction necessary to assist in staffing our military. If we were to rely solely on the products of the VTCC, we would indeed see a military full of over-zealous, under-educated alcoholics who define thier success through childish pranks and high video game scores.
Virginia Tech underclassmen (in VTCC) are "turned" on "dyke-night"...a silly tradition of beer, pointless pt, and other "manly" pursuits like running the stairs at Lane Stadium, sliding down the trusses of Cassel Coliseum, or low crawling through the duck pond.
by ex-VTCC December 26, 2006
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