A taint tingle is when you look at a picture of something or see something so painful it makes your taint (area between your balls or pussy and your asshole) tense up for a few seconds.
Leroy: looks like Jethro got a fishing hook caught up in his big old fat man tits! Here's a picture!
Billy Bob: lemme see!
Leroy: shows Billy Bob the picture...
Billy Bob: Holy Shit, that makes my stomach hurt and my taint tingle!
Billy Bob: lemme see!
Leroy: shows Billy Bob the picture...
Billy Bob: Holy Shit, that makes my stomach hurt and my taint tingle!
by mooseneck October 5, 2016
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Get the Crimson Taint mug.1. The accumulation of sweat, dead skin, pubic hair, feces and urine that collects in the area between the genitalia and the anus.
2. A disgusting person.
3. A person that behaves in slimy and questionable ways.
2. A disgusting person.
3. A person that behaves in slimy and questionable ways.
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OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.
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