Kansas Tug And Pull

Where your girlfriend plays tug of war with a dog and blows it at the same time.

Is your girl giving that dog a Kansas Tug And Pull?

by Daman103747 July 1, 2018

Tug a Narrow

Coercing a flaccid penis into self-pleasure, not because one is feeling amorous, but they haven't had time. This is common among suburban dads.

The wife and kids ran to Target, so I had to Tug a Narrow. I feel better now.

by Ridge_Land July 16, 2022

Weasel Tug

A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.

Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.

by Lucky the RC September 8, 2020

gusset tug

To put a dirty pair of ladys panties over your head with the gusset on your nose and then masturbate

I'm going for a gusset tug

by Nashy Big P September 8, 2020

Snug and Tug

When two gay men embrace in a snug (ususally while watching a Television Program) after a long night of activities. Both men engage each other in hand jibbers, creating a circle of sexual pleasure. Thus completing the Snug and Tug.

"Me and Grant went out bowling, got some Wendy's and Taco Bell, then went home to watch some Community and Snug and Tug."

by FERGERDERGERSON February 22, 2017

Spartan tug

The movement of your hand slapping the slosh bolox Till it fall off

I just had the maddest spartan tug ya zee me

by Titus the Titus May 31, 2019

hangdown tugs

A workout performed by yourself or with others of the opposite sex, designed to work the forearms and shoulders by repetitive motions until the desired rep count is achieved.

Ok, we finished on the preacher curls. What's next?

We could do some hangdown tugs...

All right! Let's do it!

by Bustyoazzstichz February 10, 2018