Toaster Roasted

When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.

You are a slut. Bam toaster roasted!

by Emily Sutton August 2, 2016

commit toaster bath

suicide in fancier words.

"i want to commit toaster bath"

by suffocation_is_lol December 27, 2022

Toaster

Someone who acts like a birch and gives off general toastery vibes
Also the definition of Cameron

You’re such a toaster!
You toaster!

by Badbirch69 December 5, 2020

Toaster

A fun to play with Bath Toy!! (Needs an outlet and to be plugged in, before putting it in the tub)

"I just got the new Toaster Bath Toy!!"

"Dude, that's Lit!"

by MannCow August 15, 2017

toaster weekend

the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.

person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.

person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.

by violanos January 11, 2011

Toaster surfing

(Verb)
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.

"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."

by Significant Sandwich May 15, 2018

toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle

by Mother's Disciple September 12, 2020