by Horseee Girl! July 18, 2016

man, samantha should really let me dress her! my stroke game is out of this world and ill for sure have her crying
by bigpenis7798 September 22, 2016

Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.
OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.
I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.
I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.
by ISWEARIMNOTAHOMOSEXUAL May 8, 2021
