Meat Loaf Throat

The results of your esophagus after getting face-banged by a group of wild yeti's in the dense woods of Colorado and or Houston.
Damn that snowboarding trip was fun, too bad Bob caught a bad case of the Meat Loaf Throat.

Did you see LeMaire after those Yeti's straight Meat loaf throated him? Scarred for life.

Look at that red lip stick.. thats a professional meat loaf throat yeti champion!
by DanimalTX June 02, 2011
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Fat Throat Syndrome

Where one is so fat that the fat crushes the vocal chords to a point that it causes them to have a deeper, fatter sounding voice.
when you hear a chubster talk then you know they have the Fat Throat SYndrome
by Mauro Vescera April 19, 2008
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Cut-throat Bitch

A person (usually a female) who is cruel and does not care about another person's feelings. S/he can excessively rude or obnoxious and or extremely competitive (hence the word: cutthroat).
Kutner: "Cut-throat Bitch" is your official title.
Amber: It's a game. You can either play for fun or play to win. If you want to win, you want cutthroat.
by John Doe 186 October 07, 2008
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convenient sore throat

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.
(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!
by ZCMC April 01, 2009
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my throat bored

when users say 'my throat bored' on the internet in reference to someone, it means they find the person (usually having a penis for genitalia) attractive to the point where they want to give them a blowjob/oral sex.
friend: omg did you see that selfie that tom holland posted?
me: omg my throat bored
by chiaakagia August 11, 2021
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deep throat Poseidon

(v.) to imbibe a bottle of water very quickly and continuously until the entire beverage has been consumed.
Dude, Matt, did you see Jeff deep throat Poseidon?....yeah niccee!! mattwin
by LuciferSam1967 May 18, 2010
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oat in my throat

guy one: im gonna get an oat in my throat today my dude
guy two: BROOOOOO GET IT!
by bro number two April 17, 2016
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