by Ahhsbdbdbdn July 28, 2021
Get the Fruity._.witchmug. Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood
Bro 2: I still get no bitches.
Bro 2: I still get no bitches.
by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022
Get the witch of the woodmug. 🥪 San-Witch
/ˈsænˌwɪtʃ/
noun · emotionally edible
1. A real sandwich infused with emotional memory. Constructed from layers of nostalgic ingredients — often combining warmth, longing, memorable thoughts that evoke specific moments, people, or places, and a splash of ridiculous joy — pressed together between two slices of the present moment.
More than food, it’s a quiet ritual of reflection, often created during days when you crave grounding, comfort, or nostalgia.
🪄 A San-Witch isn’t defined by sadness — it holds joy, absurdity, longing, or even quiet triumph. It’s a sensory echo, plated.
💫 A San-Witch is never one-size-fits-all. It’s like a personalized spell — each one is crafted from someone’s very own emotional pantry.
Key Ingredients might include:
• One soft slice of a warm memory
• A crunchy layer of humor or imagination
• A spread of emotional comfort (like cat cuddles, old pop songs, or garlic butter)
• Optional: pickled uncertainty, sunny eggs of hope, or bitters of ‘what-could’ve-been’
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2. A metaphysical meal — the emotional energy absorbed while eating or imagining said sandwich. A fusion of taste and memory. Sometimes eaten in silence. Sometimes with a playlist. Always with a tender heart.
/ˈsænˌwɪtʃ/
noun · emotionally edible
1. A real sandwich infused with emotional memory. Constructed from layers of nostalgic ingredients — often combining warmth, longing, memorable thoughts that evoke specific moments, people, or places, and a splash of ridiculous joy — pressed together between two slices of the present moment.
More than food, it’s a quiet ritual of reflection, often created during days when you crave grounding, comfort, or nostalgia.
🪄 A San-Witch isn’t defined by sadness — it holds joy, absurdity, longing, or even quiet triumph. It’s a sensory echo, plated.
💫 A San-Witch is never one-size-fits-all. It’s like a personalized spell — each one is crafted from someone’s very own emotional pantry.
Key Ingredients might include:
• One soft slice of a warm memory
• A crunchy layer of humor or imagination
• A spread of emotional comfort (like cat cuddles, old pop songs, or garlic butter)
• Optional: pickled uncertainty, sunny eggs of hope, or bitters of ‘what-could’ve-been’
⸻
2. A metaphysical meal — the emotional energy absorbed while eating or imagining said sandwich. A fusion of taste and memory. Sometimes eaten in silence. Sometimes with a playlist. Always with a tender heart.
• “She didn’t cry. She made her San-Witch, took a bite, and the world softened.”
• “She bit into her San-Witch and let the melted cheese of yesterday blur the sharp edges of today.”
• “This isn’t just lunch. It’s a San-Witch.”
• “He doesn’t know he was the tomato in my last San-Witch.”
• “Grilled cheese? Nah. Grilled calm.”
• “This San-Witch is dedicated to Mr.WonderWall - The Intergalactic Vampire Wizard who ghosted me for 4-months. Tear-soaked sandwich for today.”
• “She bit into her San-Witch and let the melted cheese of yesterday blur the sharp edges of today.”
• “This isn’t just lunch. It’s a San-Witch.”
• “He doesn’t know he was the tomato in my last San-Witch.”
• “Grilled cheese? Nah. Grilled calm.”
• “This San-Witch is dedicated to Mr.WonderWall - The Intergalactic Vampire Wizard who ghosted me for 4-months. Tear-soaked sandwich for today.”
by Pomsphere June 28, 2025
Get the San-Witchmug. The point in your life where you've been pushed around by people and by life well past your limit, so you decide that enough is enough, you're going to focus on yourself and your goals, give people the same energy they give you, and you no longer care if you become or be looked at as the villain. This usually happens well after you've tried to be reasonable. You can go in and out of this era, but this era is usually an intense one.
Named after Wanda Maximoff's arc in Multiverse of Madness.
Concept created by @brenttheleprechaun on TikTok.
Named after Wanda Maximoff's arc in Multiverse of Madness.
Concept created by @brenttheleprechaun on TikTok.
Nat: Hey, what happened to Lydia? She was so sweet and kind. Now she's acting like a villain.
Bruce: Oh, you didn't know? She's in her Scarlet Witch Era now.
Nat: What was the last straw?
Bruce: Who knows? But she told me she's been reasonable for long enough.
Bruce: Oh, you didn't know? She's in her Scarlet Witch Era now.
Nat: What was the last straw?
Bruce: Who knows? But she told me she's been reasonable for long enough.
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