Taco Kid

Urban legend in Providence, RI. Resembles a drunken four-year-old in a taco suit, having WAY too much fun. Keep your eyes peeled, and report alleged sightings. P.S. Taco Kid loves to party.

"I was going to go to Cafe Four-Twelve, but I'm going wherever taco kid's going!" - innocent Providence College student

"Did you see taco kid face plant at Clubbie's last weekend?!"

"Why is zero regard being given to the fact that there is a drunken four year old running down Thayer Street in a taco costume?" - Brown University student

by Projo Analyst April 29, 2012

Ultimate Taco

When a girl gets hit in her vagina and rolls over in pain.

I ULTIMATE TACOED Marina so hard that she saw stars.

by Arriving in Jeruselem May 3, 2015

Mayonaise Taco

When a girl gets so turned on and excited her vagina gets wet and creamy....

I turned her on so much she has a mayonaise taco...

by jamnorm72 May 31, 2011

Awko Taco

One of the various expressions that can be pulled from the vault of retro phrases, this describes a particularly awkward or uncomfortable situation.

Using this phrase is especially fitting for people with five adopted siblings when watching The Royal Tenenbaums because there's no difference between adopted and biological sibling dynamics. In this circumstance, attempting disassociation is not enough and it's still awko taco.

Phew, good thing I'm not dumb and misuse cool phrases cuz that would been awkie taco.
Welp, it's actually "awko taco" sooooo...
Dang, then this is awko taco.

by youcannowretire February 18, 2021

Side Taco

A phrase used to describe a woman you are having sexual relations with outside of another relationship.

My main girl found out about my side taco and now I'm sleeping in my car.

by NoOnesSideTaco August 23, 2019

running taco

When you eat Mexican food and you have to run to the bathroom because you have diarrhea.

Man, that walking taco gave me a running taco. I barely made it to the toilet.

by Zeusifer March 22, 2016

Free Taco

When you fall on a concrete or other hard surface and break your wrist bones.

My friend was ice-skating on the lake the other day and accidentally free taco´d himself.

by Jester Clown January 23, 2020