National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

by ExoticHats May 8, 2020

Squid

A squad, but the evolved version of it in all forms

There's no I in squad, but there's in squid... A lot of beautiful ones.

Ex. "We ran through the bar last night and the whole squid was there."

by BeaverBruiser May 10, 2016

squid

A motorcyclist or cyclist who rides on the streets as if they are a track. Often, this is the same type of person who is going to crash and wind up wrapped around a light pole looking like a squid.

Cyclist 1: Sick spandex brah!
Cyclist 2: Thanks brah! Hey, you wanna run that red light because we're too fast for it?
Cyclist 1: Sure thing brah!
Pedestrian: Watch out you fucking squid!

by iwannawalk April 25, 2021

Squid-vr

The best person to have ever lived! He's a Rec Room YouTuber, he's funny and knows how to make you laugh!

Person: Have you seen Squid-vr's new video??

Person 2: Yeah, I subscribed to him!!

by anonymous May 14, 2022

squid-bitching

Squid blaming his team after his death for something that was clearly his fault.

*Squid dies on other side of map after pushing alone* "Bro where the FUCK is my team???" -squid-bitching

by Squiddy280 December 18, 2023

Squid

A "Squid" is a term used to describe a girl or group of girls. Similar to the common term "Pig", a "Squid" is a girl who is not fat but simply unnatractive overall. Squids are not to be confused with "Butter-Faces". Squids do not have nice bodies, they tend to be flatter than usual. Squids have been known to travels in packs, often seen at bachelorette gatherings and dimly lit bars.

"Look at that squid accross the bar"
"What a squid"
"I can't believe you hooked up with that squid last night"

by The Original Whitey October 12, 2011

The bLaCK SquiD

Juice

Juice cums Black he is the Black Squid

by The black squid small peopel December 10, 2021