shifting; a practice in which you move your subconscious onto another parallel reality. It is as if your soul — but you're technically still there — carries itself into another person in your 'desired reality'. the practice had been around long, even connected to religion.
there is no proof of this being real — however, many have claimed to do this practice. there are CIA documents regarding shifting, even.
and for you anti-shifters who cannot tell the difference between 'lucid dreaming' and 'shifting', lucid dreaming is just being aware you are in a dream and being able to control that dream. and for shifting, it is changing your entire mindset to move your subconscious into another reality, and it is way more realistic and vivid.
there is no proof of this being real — however, many have claimed to do this practice. there are CIA documents regarding shifting, even.
and for you anti-shifters who cannot tell the difference between 'lucid dreaming' and 'shifting', lucid dreaming is just being aware you are in a dream and being able to control that dream. and for shifting, it is changing your entire mindset to move your subconscious into another reality, and it is way more realistic and vivid.
shifter: i'm gonna shift to .. !
anti-shifter: you can't shift, that's just lucid dreaming you idiot.
shifter: shove a stick up your ass, clearly you cannot tell the difference between lucid dreaming and shifting. get your facts.
anti-shifter: you can't shift, that's just lucid dreaming you idiot.
shifter: shove a stick up your ass, clearly you cannot tell the difference between lucid dreaming and shifting. get your facts.
by barkingcats July 17, 2023
Get the shiftingmug. A turn at following your dog around with a baggie to get your stash back. Shifts typically last 3 days.
by myk247365 July 14, 2025
Get the Labrador Shiftmug. by DevTheReck October 15, 2017
Get the double stick shiftmug. by James Benito March 11, 2018
Get the Straight Shiftmug. “Im shifting”
“Im shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want.”
“Im shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want.”
by stan twice or die February 13, 2025
Get the im shiftingmug. by Katrina Rowanda August 1, 2024
Get the Shifting onmug. The need to reorganize a birthday celebration for someone who is too busy working or out of town on his or her birthday.
"Crap I'm going to be out of town on my birthday. I hope Sandra isn't going to mind pulling a birthday-shift for me."
"Don't worry, Chris, she's knows, she's hiding a present in the glove box of your car and she's got your real birthday planned for another day."
"Don't worry, Chris, she's knows, she's hiding a present in the glove box of your car and she's got your real birthday planned for another day."
by birthday_administrator April 26, 2010
Get the Birthday-Shiftmug.