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Bullet Loaf

A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.
Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.
by Cherb Derbitt February 8, 2012
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Banana Loaf

The act of licking raw banana loaf or cake batter of a naked person's body parts.
Joe got annoyed with Charlotte for telling their friends about the time he did banana loaf to her.
by Bingbang August 11, 2012
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lemon loaf

A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.

Also served at Starbucks
A:"Awh man, I love a good lemon loaf."
B:"Yeah Tyler is pretty awesome."
by zaBaker December 27, 2011
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Bulgarian hog loaf

Hog loaf from the land of Bulgaria. Often times is so juicy and tender it melts in your mouth and leaves a coat of Bulgarian oxide. You have to wash your mouth for 1 hour to get rid of this coating. Is the most nutritious food of the 21st century.
Man, I tried Bulgarian hog loaf and it was so good!
by Bryce loves boobs November 16, 2023
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loafing

you either like that or you loafing
Why n*ggas loafing ? , if you with your gang and your mans do some dumb sh*t he loafing
by jaydxn2tact January 10, 2024
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to loaf

LOAF (verb) - To skillfully navigate the path of financial prosperity, turning every strategic move into a banquet of abundance in very relaxed manner. To embody success, establishing a flourishing existence. To LOAF is to metaphorically accumulate a wealth beyond measure, crafting a future that resonates with prosperity. Much like the universe abides by its laws of attraction, LOAFing aligns one's financial trajectory with the cosmic forces, drawing in success and forming a reality core where abundance is the prevailing rule. one loaf = one million

Example Usage:
In the heartland, we loaf by sowing seeds of financial prosperity. Plant dreams, nurture ambitions, and watch them bloom.

I am loafing it!

Since I am out of these streets I am just loafing.

Just graduated from the school of hustle - now it's time to LOAF! 🎓💰

Just met up with Jake for coffee, and between sips, we were loaf' ing about our financial futures. Easy talk, no stress - just casually navigating the path to get my first loaf.
by btcoverload January 29, 2024
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Loaf of chaos

A small term used in the place of cat.
"WHY the fuck did you knock over that mattress you loaf of chaos
by TinkerOfCats April 15, 2023
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