jew licker

someone who licks jews

Person 1:my dad is such a jew licker
Person 2: Really? SO IS MINE!

by MarsMilk August 14, 2021

yung jew

A hot nigga who finesses shit. He also has a big dick. He is also a Jew gang gang

Yung Jew will take all your hoes

by Curious Boi November 14, 2017

Jew call

When person X calls someone else, but only lets the phone ring once and hangs up immediately after, signaling to the dialed person that he/she should call back person X. In this situation person X doesn't need to pay for calling the other person.

Person Y: Yo, did you just give me a jew call?

Person X: Sorry, I'm cheap. Now let's talk.

by Dutchgiant January 3, 2017

jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.

When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

Jew Mitts

When someone uses extreme force and overreach beyond their scope for self-interest.

Those people get their jew mitts into everything.

by Volksgeist July 31, 2018

jew juicer

A mixer specifically for the making of Jew juice and/or smoothie

I'm feeling down, some Jew juice is sure to cheer me up. Good thing I have a Jew juicer.

by DanTheLittleMan May 21, 2016

Brooklyn Jew

A group of two or more loudly speaking women who appear to talk about anything and gossip about everything

Can you hear those Brooklyn Jews cackling amongst themselves?

by Schutz Staffel July 9, 2017