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burner job

a job that one holds for a few weeks or so to scratch together some cash. when the money is no longer necessary or a new job is acquired, one will simply stop showing up.
person a - “how are you liking the coffee shop gig?”
person b - “it’s alright so far but it’s just a burner job - i’ll be gone in a week.”
by elibelli June 7, 2018
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crevice job

The act of sliding ones geintals in the crevice of another person, i.e.back of knee, inner elbow, armpit, etc. This is a sexual act that breakd down the barriers and leads to a closer freakier crevice sexual relationship. Also known as CJ's.
John: Yo, Jess gave me the best crevice job ever last night. The inside of her elbow is so smooth.
Luke: Dude you're so lucky!
by Anon345678 April 11, 2014
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rubbing job

when you are rubbing a girls pussy then you rub it on your dick
I was giving her rubbing job in my car
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Bong Job

This occurs when a rookie bong user proceeds to wrap their lips over the top of a bong as if they were about to perform fellatio. Witnesses usually express laughter, and disgust.
Steve to Stacey - "Hey Stacey, stop blowin the bong, it's NOT your boyfriends penis!"

Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."
by Wheeler69 March 9, 2013
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Job Simulator

A VR Game where you can work in your free time. Sounds good to me!
Its a very nice sarcastic game where you can get one of your dream jobs in a time where computers took all the jobs and humans only have the simulations left.
"I am so tired from my job, may I play some job simulator!"
by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020
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below job

The precursor to the term "blow job". some time in the past people would refer to the act as a "below job" since it was done "down there". When spoken quickly it often sounds like blowjob thus creating that term.
Hey Johnny, I had a swell time last night! Why don't we hop in your Edsel and I give you a below job.
by A. Roy August 10, 2006
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Colosseum Job

When someone goes to the bathroom and leaves the door open because they have little time before they shit/pee themselves.

It's called that way because the colosseum has no doors.
Dude 1: Last night I really had to go. I was about to shit my self so I did a Colosseum Job.

Dude 2: Ew, get away from me you sick bastard.
by cjredskin September 13, 2009
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