Located in the Inland Empire of Southern California. Usually known for being very dry, boring and taking away any collective train of thought or meaning you had in your life. A place where the human soul goes to die. Most of the inhabitants there are a bunch of selfish, brain dead, egomaniacs. You are more likely to be ran over by someone with tunnel vision than getting shot. Overall pretty quiet place. Though if you are from a city that had actual human beings living inside it then this place will throw you off a bit.
Woman - so where do you stay?
Man - Montclair, California
Woman - where’s that?
Man - it’s in San Bernardino
Woman - where’s that?
Man - sorta next to LA?
Woman - ?
Man - like an hour away, east?
Woman - ooh ok...
Man - Montclair, California
Woman - where’s that?
Man - it’s in San Bernardino
Woman - where’s that?
Man - sorta next to LA?
Woman - ?
Man - like an hour away, east?
Woman - ooh ok...
by Cat Nipples September 4, 2018
Get the Montclair, Californiamug. When a man takes his penis, and puts it in whipped cream. Then he sticks it in a girls ass whilst the girl is being penatrated in the vagina. Then the males switch holes. Then the male in the ass pulls outand the other male licks off the shit and whipped cream
Jeff and dave totally pulled a california creamer last night on me, and I didn't even know until I looked back!
by steven dutch man November 14, 2011
Get the california creamermug. California state prison facility, usually a level 3 or 4 yard (medium to high security) or else the SHU. References the Eagles' classic song, particularly the line "you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave."
by tommythegun January 3, 2007
Get the Hotel Californiamug. Just about THE BEST FREKKIN TOWN EVER. Grew up here, and still live here and its just so AMAZING. Sooooo much better than HMB, (who can suck it) because our high schools kick the crap out of every sport they do. SO HAHAHAHA P TOWN RULES
Person 1: DUDE i just went 2 PACIFICA, CALIFORNIA and it was AMAZING.
Person 2: Is it better than HMB?
Person 1: HELL YAH.
Person 2: Is it better than HMB?
Person 1: HELL YAH.
by supergleek3 April 1, 2011
Get the PACIFICA, CALIFORNIAmug. A delicious and best burrito found in Faxican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, Guacamole and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Sour cream may be substituted for guacamole, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter.
by nunnyo January 12, 2013
Get the California Burritomug. When two lovers engage in anal sex and when the guy is done he gently places a stick of butter in between her buttcheeks and squishes them together.
"BY JOVE! You've got a stick of butter in your bum! (The next day) Dude, you don't have to be a british man to enjoy a nice 'n tasty California Crumpet."
by Flyhunter November 2, 2008
Get the California Crumpetmug. california sea scents: smell good like long beach
california pine scents: smell good like santa cruz
california desert scents: smell good like salton sea
california smog scents: smell good like los angeles
california beer scents: smell good like mexican tecate
california bear scents: smell bad like dog poop
california fog scents: smell good like san francisco
california snow scents: smell ???? can was empty.
It takes a western nose to understand california scents
california pine scents: smell good like santa cruz
california desert scents: smell good like salton sea
california smog scents: smell good like los angeles
california beer scents: smell good like mexican tecate
california bear scents: smell bad like dog poop
california fog scents: smell good like san francisco
california snow scents: smell ???? can was empty.
It takes a western nose to understand california scents
by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006
Get the california scentsmug.