taste your braces

To taste one’s braces means to make out with someone who has braces, pretty self explanatory.

Person 1: Hey person 3, person 2 wants to taste your braces!
Person 2: oh shut the fuck up, person 1.
Person 3: I’m down
Person 2: oh okay then
(This actually happened with a group of friends irl but spoilers, no making out actually happened)

by qveenhopeless May 6, 2018

Tastes Like Hillary

The act of an ice-cream vendor hearing from the corporate masters the worst possible way to try and get you to buy into their new flavour of ice-cream. By insulting the opposition with baseless insults and rhetoric that would make members of 4chan shake their heads.

"I am always #nevertrump, it's the only way!"
"Why?"
"well, he's a racist sexist, xenophobe who hates women!"
"Where did he ever show that?"
"Oh my god! You Sexist asshole, you are so going to be put on Gawker for this!"
"Gawker doesn't exist anymore..."
"Mansplainer!!!"
"You know, I think This Tastes Like Hillary right now."

by lightningbarer September 30, 2016

taste numb

The inability or reduced ability to distinguish between two flavours.

Dysfunctional taste buds.

Arup: This is minty. There's only one kind of minty flavor.

Me: No there's Sweet minty, there's strong minty, there's mild minty, etc.

Arup: I think I'm taste numb.

by danested1 June 30, 2014

Taste of blood

Eating pussy on a period

Eat that taste of blood

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

tasting someone's cooking

A euphemism used to describe consuming someone's ejaculate.

Hey Martha, where were you last night? Tasting someone's cooking? ;)

by englebert0749 June 28, 2022

Tasteful Rhombus

A nuanced sexual maneuver which involves the fetishizing of geometry and the left elbow of the body.

"After a few hours of making out we decided to try a Tasteful Rhombus. It was wild."

by dampsocks January 28, 2018

Taste like cardboard

Stiffness in texture or taste “appetite left” .

It's a comparison. They're not saying it is literally inedible, they're saying it tastes similar to something inedible

Her “Pussy taste like Cardboard “..

Them taste testers taste like cardboard 🤢🤮

by Dcmarylandvirginia December 31, 2022