A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky
Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks
by Batboykidman October 10, 2017
When you opportunistically have sex with someone right after they test negative for COVID; for peace of mind.
"I really believe in social distancing so I only test bang girls"
"Don't worry guys, it was a test bang"
"Don't worry guys, it was a test bang"
by riotrooper February 04, 2021
(Noun)
When someone brings a potential girlfriend around their friends to see how she would act when in their presence.
When someone brings a potential girlfriend around their friends to see how she would act when in their presence.
Guy 1: Ayy bruh I fucked Tiffany last week so I had to hit her with the homie test.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? How she do?
Guy 1: She was actin hella choosey bruh. I had to cut her lose.
Guy 2: Good decision my guy.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? How she do?
Guy 1: She was actin hella choosey bruh. I had to cut her lose.
Guy 2: Good decision my guy.
by clownyoass91 December 09, 2018
A well-known move, or series of moves, in a fighting game that are not true and are used to determine if a player is good/decent or just a toddler
Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss
Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss
by FailedTheToddlerTest May 15, 2021
A rough method of judging a person's rate of aging. To left test is to view a user's current profile picture on Facebook, which is the most recent, and press the left arrow key. This goes back to the user's first picture, when they were younger. It may span several years, or few, and their mileage will vary.
<while friend is stalking someone on Facebook> Damn, give them the left test!
According to the left test, she's like-new.
According to the left test, she's like-new.
by midinerd September 12, 2016
The main method of testing for a person's toe gap. The tester will attempt insert an Oreo between their big toe and the toe next to it. If it fits, they have a confirmed toe gap and have passed the Oreo Test.
by NoSkillJoe July 22, 2021
1) The test was easy for you, you finished it in 20 Minutes and you're proud of your work.
2) You got a bad grade on your test so you litteraly put it in your mouth and swallow it to make the evidence disappear.
2) You got a bad grade on your test so you litteraly put it in your mouth and swallow it to make the evidence disappear.
1) Damn it was so easy, I ate this math test !
2) Shit, if my parents discover this grade, I'm dead ! I'm going to eat it for breakfast !!!
Man, I never thought that eating a test was so tasty.
2) Shit, if my parents discover this grade, I'm dead ! I'm going to eat it for breakfast !!!
Man, I never thought that eating a test was so tasty.
by Thunder07 December 10, 2020