tesla.pog

tesla.pog is a rocket league tiktoker, he is very talented and an unknown content creator

Person 1: Have you heard of tesla.pog?
Person 2: No

by hebwjjaj April 16, 2022

Tesla maximalist

Someone who believes Tesla and Elon Musk are going to the moon, in a series of logarithmic, S- and exponential curves all stacked on each other, with orders of magnitude thrown in for seasoning.
Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.

In 500 years: "Archeologists have been unable to determine why Tesla Maximalists ritualistically stuffed canines into trunks as a form of worship."

by NotEarl April 22, 2022

template

A word describing someone or something which is basic; seems like they were made from a template

Monica’s outfit today was so template. Ripped jeans, a black crop top, and AF1s are so basic.

by Typicalslut April 30, 2022

TEMs

Acronym for “tiny exquisite moments.” Created by Renso Enkoji

“Nothing is better than appreciating the TEMs.”

“It’s the TEMs that matter most in life.”

by S734N June 5, 2022

Teslap

Teslap is like “slug bug” but with Tesla. When you see a Tesla, you slap the nearest person and say the color. The person who says and/or slaps first is wins and they car cannot be called again.

If there are multiple people in the car, it can be fun to target one person if they are being an asshole. You can also play strictly with the people that are in your area in the car - for example, passenger and driver play together and the people in the back play, but people in the back seat cannot play with the driver or passenger. This is because the front seats can have an advantage of sight.

*Driver sees white Tesla* *Driver slaps passenger as hard or soft as they see fit* “White one!” Teslap!

by Rosietoes27 June 24, 2022

Temple of wisdom

Another word for a public restroom, because it always has good advice written on the walls about things you should do, and stuff.

I gotta go to the temple of wisdom.

by Bro 2012 June 29, 2022

Temeluchus

Temeluchus is a demon god that takes over random planes just to get his ass kicked again by his bratty jealous sister, Zagan. Seen in Dead End: Paranormal Park, Temeluchus tries to take over a trans boy named Barney's body and instead takes over a pug named Pugsley.

Pugsley and Temeluchus: It's too late... He's taken over.
Barney: Who?
Temeluchus: ME!

by Mothra_50311 July 2, 2022