Stormy Scott

When a younger man and a older man are ass to ass, both bend over and touch turds.

Hey those two homeless guys in the park did a Stormy Scott.

by MrHeadCheese716 January 8, 2022

Montgomery Scott

Montgomery Scott, also known as Scotty or Mr. Scott. Scotty is an engineer from the television show, Star-Trek. Scotty is the only redshirt who never dies, saved the starship enterprise on time with his impeccable intellect. Scotty gave a helping hand to the inventor of transparent aluminum in 1986, the time before he even invented it! He is a such a badass!

Dude fixed my coffee machine! He's a "Montgomery Scott!"
Who is "Montgomery Scott"?
Laddie, he's the only red shirt who isn't dead!

by Montgomery Scott September 5, 2022

Pulling a Scott

Pulling a "Scott" is when you use someone else's words as your own, without initially crediting them. Occurs in many contexts, including when someone makes a joke that's clever, somewhat obscure, and fits so well into the conversation it seems like they made it up on the spot. Also, when someone inputs something extremely romantic into a conversation, which is actually a song lyric or a movie line.

Lida: "Are you still gonna love me when I'm old and wrinkly?"

Scott: "I'll buy you Rogaine, when you start losing all your hair." (Ingrid Michaelson, The Way I Am)

Lida: "You're precisely the reason they call it 'pulling a Scott,' honey."

by Pretty Peaces June 8, 2009

A Harry Scott

A person who is very smart irl but lacks gaming knowledge in all areas, They are very common on Xbox but you may find them on Nintendo Switch. They once played fortnite then move onto Minecraft thinking they were cool, they then proceed to claim they were never a fortnite kid to avoid bullying. They still get bullied

“Im a total Minecraft og, I’ve played for 3 days”

“You are such a Harry Scott”

by KingMcA April 2, 2021

Fortnite Travis Scott live event

refined crack cocaine to make me buy the goddamn astrojack skin instead of the travis scott skin, i hate myself and i will end my own life, as i do not own the fortnite travis scott skin. my friends have abondoned me, my girlfriend left me, my parents have disowned me and i have learnt that there is no god here other than the guy that made that one song that i only know about because of the fucking live event

2020
Alex: yooo this astrojack skin is fire, lets cop. travis scott is so mid how did they fuck that up that badly?
2023
Alex: i spent 30 fucking dollars on this shitass skin goddamnit i hate you epic games why did you make the astrojack the main part of the fortnite travis scott live event?

by gooey67 May 31, 2023

peem me up, scottie

A play on of "beam me up, Scottie" which is a popular startrek quote, and pm (private message) me. It's used to ask the person to clarify the "tea" in private messages, but it can also be used as a way to indicate you two should talk in pm in general.

Note: a shorter, cuter, version is "peem me up"

Jessica: I have this gross story about Debbie... Only telling close friends tho

Close friend: peem me up, scottie. im ready to hear it

by Aureospit June 22, 2019

Scottsdale 1-2

Refers to an instance when one goes to release a fart and ends up sharting his/herself. The person then vomits as a result of the disgust from the sharting. To acheive a Scottsdale 1-2, the shart (1) must come before the ralphing (2).

I had Taco Bell for my last six meals, the Scottsdale 1-2 was virtually inevitable.

I totally pulled a Scottsdale 1-2 in class and blamed it on the fat chick next to me.

by Reggie Stallwater November 3, 2010