seattle washington area

A term used to vaguely describe where something occurs. It is used mainly as a joke and it holds a similar amount of seriousness.

Guy 1: Hey, can we hang out at your place.
SethBling: Sure, Uh I live in the uh seattle washington area...

by JOHN CENA (alfe) June 11, 2016

seattle spaghetti

When a woman is on her period, a man fucks her and then pulls out revealing the penis covered in spaghetti sauce

Yo that bitch gave me a seattle spaghetti

by amieehorowitz March 25, 2009

Seattle Tugboat

The northwest form of a Cleveland Steamer. It is critical that you eat a large quantity of Mexican food before preforming the Seattle Tugboat so that you have diharria. You then crap on the girl's chest and slide down with a "toot toot" noise, more like a tugboat.

Dude 1: Man I gave this chick a wicked Seattle Tugboat last night!
Dude 2: I didn't know you had a girlfriend!
Dude 1: No, man it was your girlfriend!

by TJ_01 February 19, 2009

Seattle Sounders

The worst team to ever play professional soccer/football. To the point where a 11 year old girls team could beat them.

Did you see the Seattle Sounders loose against the Portland Timbers? Yeah dude, they can’t win to Portland.

by Seattle Sounders March 9, 2019

seattleite

A wimp who drinks lots of coffee that lives in Seatle... But these wimps are cool, although people in Tacoma (which is right beneith Seatle on the map) are better!!!

Seattle is also known for it's production of really cool musicians.

That talented floutist is from Seatle, and I've never seen someone drink so much coffee!

by janetjet December 22, 2004

Seattle

some dumb place with a shitload of underage weed use, rain, and fish. the "alaskan" bush people on discovery live here and nobody knows how to drive. some dumb companies started here like; Costco, Microsoft, Starbucks, amazon and one more i can't remember. if you come here on vacation you will have nothing to do. the people who live in portland oregon are obsessed with letting everyone know how much better portland is and thy think its this big dispute but its really just them ex: portlandia. the university of washington is here also

me: do you want to go downtown
my friend: all there is in downtown seattle is homeless people and terrible public transportation
me: you right

by LittleMittRomney March 12, 2018

Seattle

Seattle: a city in which to skedaddle. Not a city for kids. And also weird songs like: to make peace (yeah), to make peace (yeah), to make peace (ow!). Awkward.

Naked ladies in the newspaper! So Seattle!!

by Elessar (8) and Penny (10) March 22, 2011