three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.

They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.

by Fearman January 25, 2008

switchback sally

The act of defficating into a woman's vagina while she twists her partners nipples

"tim couldnt wait to go home and unload a switchback sally on his wife"

by usain bolty February 24, 2009

two-time sally

a convienence store customer who has become so overwhelmed with the options presented concerning lactose and other dairies that they develop habits pretaining to anti sematism, and barnyard animals.

the woman stood before the clerk and had a look on her face... two-time sally, arab.

by tom selick April 28, 2005

Sally Chang

While fisting a girl the male quickly opens his hand (from a closed fist to an open hand).

"Last night I was fisting my girl and gave her a Sally Chang. Boy was she pissed."

"I bet that hurt her."

"Not really she is used to big things."

by Johnny Deep April 21, 2009

Silly Sally

A dynamic and life changing sexual position where the dominant female partner mounts her trusty steed with exquisite technique wearing only genuine leather boots. Her position greatly resembles that of the reverse cowgirl but the woman must also be upside down. Works best in a spinning sex swing or dominatrix chair. In most cases a male is substituted for a steed if and only if he agrees to wear a harness gag. Both partners must scream Silly Sally went to town riding backwards upside down upon climax.

After that amazing ZJ, Colby was pleased to receive a silly sally!

by heaththebilsterpopper04 September 8, 2009

Sister Sally

The act of tucking your penis and nuts between your legs and holding your legs together tightly to look like an ugly vagina (just like your sister Sally). Otherwise known as the Buffalo Bill. This maneuver is usually followed up by spinning around and bending over to produce the fruit basket.

My bitch girlfriend left me on the side of the road in Gaysville, so I had to sister Sally to get a ride. It's ok though because I got to show my fruit basket when I got in the truck.

by UncleChester September 9, 2011

skip scop scalleywag

Meaning a drugged up old dirty wretched bitch

Trussell: the difference between a Mac and a PC-*lisp*

Matt: Shut up you ole' skip scop scalleywag motha!

David: Damn he just went time hater on your ass!

Trussell: Shut up guys...seriously *lisp*

by MO AK-TOWN March 7, 2008