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Swamp swallow

A swamp swallow is the males version of the classic " puddle duck " ( the name given to a female that will happily have relations with pretty much anyone that is offering the drug "ice" in exchange .
Sally says.... "Holy shit ....Quick hide the pipe" . . . to Sarah as the "swamp swallow" ....aka - Andrew enters the residence .
by Queen Akasha 666 October 12, 2022
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swamp dipping

The sextual act of a man dipping his ball sack in a girls gaped anus
My wife let me do a little swamp dipping last night.
by KingKevin47 December 14, 2022
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Swamp Leech

An adult person that offers no financial help to the household nor does any of the house work. A complete parasite that hurls insults at the host and make demands of the host. If the host begins to remove the parasite from his/her life the parasite will lie to everyone including the police until the host is charged with some bogus charge and other people attack the host for removing the parasitic piece of shit from his/her life.
Melissa is a total swamp leech so I am breaking up with her.
by NoMoreLeeches January 10, 2020
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Swamp Gas

Pork indused hydrogen sulfide rich vapour jettisoned from the digestive tract, with hallucinatory properties specifically known to induce visions of alien abduction and possible molestation. The odor has been described as a synthesis of thousand year egg, wet dog and brimstone.
Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!

Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.

Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.

Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.
by Jerman900 October 23, 2022
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swamp twawt

T Thompson says swamp twawt is a slut that hasnt showered in months pussy slimy.and smells like a swamp
That filthy swamp twawt stinks lime shit
by T thompson October 22, 2019
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Swamp Trap

When a guest defecates in your bathroom, then takes a long hot shower, then, closing the door, leaves all the poopstink and smothering humidity for the next poor visitor to discover. This can be either intentional or unintentional.
My friend was raised with some terribly bad habits, and whenever he comes over I have to try to police the gross inconsiderate things he does, but somehow no matter how conscientious I am, I always end up stumbling unexpectedly into a Swamp Trap.
by wordsloth January 11, 2015
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swamp eye

when a girl is giving oral the males cum then gets in her eye
Rebecca got Garret's cum in her eye so now she had swamp eye
by swamp watt August 31, 2016
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