yogurt slingshot

A dick

Show me your yogurt slingshot

by Feathertofly December 15, 2014

youngstown slingshot

When a girl grabs your nuts from behind, pulls them up over your ass. When she lets go, they sling around and slap you in the chesticles

Man, that bitch gave Ken a Youngstown slingshot and he hasn’t walked the same ever since!

by The fun bunch February 9, 2018

ass in a sling

have one’s ass in a sling
to be dejected or hurt; to be pouting; to be in trouble. (Usually objectionable. Have got can replace have.)

She’s got her ass in a sling because she got stood up.

by Morpork46 August 11, 2017

Cincinnati Cum Slinger

The act of a smooth young Midwesterner jerking his meat pole, like a rabid dog scratching for flees, and cumming like a yard sprinkler on a sexy college girl. Slinging it around like Indiana Jones does his whip. WA-SNAP!

"I thought i loved Brian Bays, but when he took the time, and emotion to perform the Cincinnati Cum Slinger on my cute pretty little face, i knew it was true love."

by brian bays May 7, 2018

I want suking your pusssy full night sweetheart

Perv pickup line, He or she wants to suck your pussy the whole night.

Perv: Hey
Girl: Hi
Perv: I want suking your pusssy full night sweetheart
girl: *disconnects*
perv: your tits big? never mind.

by Swede July 1, 2018

purple headed yogurt slinger

noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy

Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.

by Adam Seligson September 30, 2006

Web slinger

Web slinger
A careless masturbater who needs to rid himself of the evidence of his illicit wank by a spiderman flick of the wrist sending the jiz hurtling through the air

Mum is at the bedroom door and the window is open,
Or maybe its a low shot under the bed,
Only option "web slinger"

by james Venom August 21, 2006