statue dick

The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.
Dude, Mikey got pantsed yesterday at the party. He had total statue dick. So embarassing.
by Jeffrey Richards March 19, 2017
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Status traffic

the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall
John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later
by fasthandseddie April 08, 2011
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Status Rash

A person who once seeing a facebook status is all over it like a rash with comments and thumbs up.
OMG, she's commented on my boyfriends status for like the 17th time today, shes such a status rash!
by lpod85 September 11, 2009
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shotgun status

A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.
A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:

Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!

Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011
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Status Bombing

Posting random comments on peoples facebook statuses that contain a minimal of one cuss word.
Friend: "im getting a dog today :)"

You:"Fuck you stpid ginger faggot"

Other Friend:"i love when people are status bombing :D"
by CiscoBr0z April 22, 2011
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Status Rape

When a person with power forces someone less, for example, in a job, to have sex, or do sexual acts, and the person without power is unable to say no due to the idea that they may lose their job.
Did you know that the girl who played Dorthy in the wizard of Oz was Status Raped?
She was threatened by some of her producers to 'Have sex' or she would be threatened and fired!
by Nzpowa March 27, 2018
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Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.
Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
by gladiatorstylinprincess August 09, 2011
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