squat cobbler

A man who sits in a pie and wiggles around for sexual arousal.

"I bet that Randy is a Squat Cobbler "

by Whoretism August 29, 2016

cranberry squat

When you squat during your period, and it starts to leak.

'Rebecca.. do you have a Tampon? During Yoga I might've had a Cranberry Squat'

by TheNooter69 September 16, 2018

widdly squat

Female method of watering the lemon tree.

Madge was so pissed last night that she had to cop a widdly squat on my dads lemon tree.

by Mr Dribble July 25, 2023

squat drop

Sexual position. As if doing squats on/into the other persons genitals.

Penis into vagina insertion from a higher point.

Fucking a slut deep So she screams like a dog who's tail has just been stood on

Instead of going to the gym today I just did a few squat drops with some slut

I stood above her and squat dropped my throbbing huge penis into her tight wet vagina

My Dicks so small I only ever squat drop chicks so it gets deep and they think in huge. They yelp like dogs that are in pain

by sudocrystalkizzon March 13, 2015

squat apple

When you do a squat and shit yourself, that shirt is a squat apple

I heard that Taegen made a squat Apple in gym last week.

by Alexis Reid May 22, 2017

Gabe- Pop a squat

It means to poop

Never pop a squat at Taco Bell

Gabe- pop a squat

by Popasquatmeanstopoop January 15, 2021

Squat cobbler

When a fully clothed person films themselves sitting in pie.

John: How'd you get that stain on your pants?

Michael: I was doing a squat cobbler for my girlfriend.

by Vanbran September 2, 2016