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Squats

Squats is a rural Canadian term meaning pissed off.

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Squat face : Your facial expression shows your level of squattyness.

Majority of the time being squatty is not justified.
Example : Derrick has the squats tonight because his woman drank his last beer.

I seen Derrick at the NSLC first thing this morning, wonder what happened to him, fucker had some squat face on.

Derrick got over being squatty after his 6th breakfast beer kicked in.
by TeamEastCoast October 23, 2018
mugGet the Squatsmug.

squat-itis

A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.
Look at that slut flashing her ham wallet, definitely has a case of squat-itis.
by I'm Brian April 12, 2011
mugGet the squat-itismug.

stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
mugGet the stiffy-squatmug.

judo squat

when a judo instructor poop while you are sparring
person 1: I took my first judo lesson

person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge

person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat
by come hawk March 20, 2024
mugGet the judo squatmug.

Squat-Fuck

"I don't give a fuck if you're on your last warning, gimme a 20% goodwill discount or I'll kick your teeth down your throat, you miserable little Squat-Fuck"
by Smear test August 23, 2017
mugGet the Squat-Fuckmug.

Squatting Mellon

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.
I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.
by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012
mugGet the Squatting Mellonmug.

Squatted truck

A vehicle that’s front end is lifted much higher in the front than the back. Always driven by teenage broccoli haired kids, that are in denial about their sexuality, and have a burning urge to put male genitalia in their mouth.
Woah Brayden, check out that squatted truck! Yo Jackson, we finna slide down to tha squatted truck meet and cruise for dudes!
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
mugGet the Squatted truckmug.

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