Squats is a rural Canadian term meaning pissed off.
Also associated with
Squat face : Your facial expression shows your level of squattyness.
Majority of the time being squatty is not justified.
Also associated with
Squat face : Your facial expression shows your level of squattyness.
Majority of the time being squatty is not justified.
Example : Derrick has the squats tonight because his woman drank his last beer.
I seen Derrick at the NSLC first thing this morning, wonder what happened to him, fucker had some squat face on.
Derrick got over being squatty after his 6th breakfast beer kicked in.
I seen Derrick at the NSLC first thing this morning, wonder what happened to him, fucker had some squat face on.
Derrick got over being squatty after his 6th breakfast beer kicked in.
by TeamEastCoast October 23, 2018
Get the Squatsmug. A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.
by I'm Brian April 12, 2011
Get the squat-itismug. The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
Get the stiffy-squatmug. person 1: I took my first judo lesson
person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge
person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat
person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge
person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat
by come hawk March 20, 2024
Get the judo squatmug. "I don't give a fuck if you're on your last warning, gimme a 20% goodwill discount or I'll kick your teeth down your throat, you miserable little Squat-Fuck"
by Smear test August 23, 2017
Get the Squat-Fuckmug. The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.
by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012
Get the Squatting Mellonmug. A vehicle that’s front end is lifted much higher in the front than the back. Always driven by teenage broccoli haired kids, that are in denial about their sexuality, and have a burning urge to put male genitalia in their mouth.
Woah Brayden, check out that squatted truck! Yo Jackson, we finna slide down to tha squatted truck meet and cruise for dudes!
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
Get the Squatted truckmug.