by Brie72 January 21, 2025

A fetish in which Someone sits in a pie and wiggles around
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder
by Slippin jimmy August 28, 2016

Fetish whereas sexual gratification is achieved by sitting on pies and or pastries. Cream pies and meringues are the most commonly used for safety reasons.
Kim:What's your turn on baby?
Sal: I'm a squat cobbler.
Kim: That's hot. Let me get you a French Silk pie.
Sal: I'm a squat cobbler.
Kim: That's hot. Let me get you a French Silk pie.
by Clive Bixby September 3, 2016

Noun. When a pie is desecrated by bare human buttocks. Situation made worse when said human is crying
by SquigglySquid September 3, 2016

The action of filling yourself a bowl of ganja and then not taking a hit immediately after.
Minimum time of 2 minutes after filling it qualifies an individual to be a bongsquatter.
Minimum time of 2 minutes after filling it qualifies an individual to be a bongsquatter.
by Dsig Dinesh August 18, 2025

I had a very nice apple pie cooling on the window sill but, instead of Yogi Bear, the creepy neighbor Jerry got it. He's a squat cobbler.
by Wormald August 5, 2016

A term coined on the AMC show "Better Call Saul", describing a particular fetish involving one's ass sloshing around in a pie. May also be used as a derogatory term toward an unpleasant person.
1. I know it seems like an unusual fetish, but Matt has a huge collection of videos depicting men performing squat cobblers.
2. You're a fucking squat cobbler.
2. You're a fucking squat cobbler.
by bouchole September 3, 2016
