sponge

absorbs liquid like a towel

John: I need something to absorb this liquid

Emmy: Here's a sponge, yummy😋

by yum.yum.yum.yummy January 2, 2021

Sponge hand

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3

Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.

by Spongehand McGee September 5, 2014

Spong

a certain dumb ginger bitch

see that ginger hoe there she’s a “spong”

by Rj696951718 March 22, 2023

Seaman Sponge

A classy Seaman Receptacle.

I’m not a cum bucket…but a classy Seaman Sponge Receptacle.

by Breadfat August 5, 2022

Sponge

A discord admin who has traded sleep for Ape $ex legends.

Quit being a sponge! close apex and go to sleep

by Intention_01 April 16, 2022

Sponge monger

Sexual partner with an insatiable desire for loads of cum.

My ex-girlfriend was a total sponge monger. She would completely drain my balls at least twice a week.

by Cascooter November 21, 2025

academic sponge

Someone who soaks up information but never really understands it. Information is squeezed out at the end of term.

Most students these days are academic sponge's.

by Chase Stanley August 16, 2014